15 thoughts I have on my periods.

Periods are most definitely a dreadful time of the month for any woman, they turn your world upside down and turn you into a monster, and that's if your lucky! Not so long ago I wrote a post on all things period related which you can read here "Unwelcome Visitor"  

This time round I decided to delve into the mind of a woman who's on her periods just about ready to blow... And what better way to write this than whilst I'm on my periods. Yay for me... NOT *cries in the corner* No but seriously, it's horrible.  About a million thoughts race through your mind from the minute you start till after you've finished up. 

1: Is that blood running down my...... YES! Yes it is. 

2: I want a bath but I don't want to sit in a pool of blood so I'll take a shower, but I can't stand because of the cramps so I'll just lay here and cry at not being able to wash.

3: Chocolate.... WERE IS THE GOD DAMN CHOCOLATE *Cries* oh wait, there it is. *happy face*

4: OMFG THE PAIN.... THE FUCKING PAIN. 

5: Okay so is this normal or..... 

6: Far too much blood. Can't handle this. Not amused. I'm definitely a freak of nature.

7: Hungry but don't want food, can't stomach chocolate and have no energy, sleep it is then but I can't sleep because of cramps so I'll cry for half an hour before I decide on eating the chocolate that's right next to me.

8: DO NOT COME NEAR ME MALE, LEAVE ME ALONE. But bring me food and rub my back please. 

9: Does every woman experience this or is it just me? *frantically googles period symptoms* 

10: CANT TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS. I GIVE UP. IM GOING TO LIVE IN A CAVE. 

11: Why do my boobs hurt so frikkin much?! I'm bleeding from my vagina, not my tits!!! Get your act together Mother Nature. 

12: Leave me here to die. My bed is a good place for me to pass away. 

13: I'm pretty sure a letter every month to tell me I'm not pregnant would work just as well, if not better, than the lining of my womb shredding itself every god damn month!!!! 

14: Can people tell I'm on my periods? Do they know I'm one stupid comment away from snapping everyones neck? 

15: Ahhhh it's over..... Nope, wait, it's back *cries for hours over the horrible luck of being a woman* 

So that's pretty much my experience during my periods. It's horrible. I'm always in pain. I'm always moaning. I'm a cranky as fuck cow. I hate everyone and I black out sometimes. I hate the whole experience, I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. 

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